(Intro) (Spoken) I’m not a professional. I’m just... holding a broom. (Verse 1) Got a black dress, got a white frill I’m a disaster with a zero skill I’m dusting the dust, I’m sweeping the floor Then I’m sweeping the dust right under the door. (Is that cheating? Probably.) Whatever. (Pre-Chorus) Clean it up, mess it up, clean it up, mess it up I’m filling water in a coffee cup Spinning around like a ceiling fan I’ve got a mop and a master plan! (Chorus) I’m the maid, I’m the maid, I’m the maid today! Everything is shiny in a weird-ish way! I’m scrubbing the walls, I’m scrubbing my brain I’m doing it again and it’s totally insane! Yeah, I’m the maid! (Maid!) I’m the maid! (Maid!) I forgot where I put the lemonade! (Verse 2) I found a sock, I found a dime I’m having a really productive time I polished the mirror, I look like a ghost I think I just burned a piece of toast. (Wait, is that smoke? Or just "ambiance"?) It’s fine. (Chorus) I’m the maid, I’m the maid, I’m the maid today! Everything is shiny in a weird-ish way! I’m scrubbing the walls, I’m scrubbing my brain I’m doing it again and it’s totally insane! Yeah, I’m the maid! (Maid!) I’m the maid! (Maid!) I forgot where I put the lemonade! (Bridge) Left. Right. Out of sight. Left. Right. GLOSSY AND BRIGHT! (Outro) Pick it up. Put it down. I’m the tidiest girl in town. (Maid!) I’m the tidiest girl in town. (Maid!) (Spoken) Wait, where did I put my keys? ...Oh.
