[Verse] Santa hit the bottle hard before he flew, With whiskey in his cocoa, and snowflakes in his boots. Reindeers all were ready, but Santa wasn't right, He stumbled to his sleigh, and disappeared into the night. [Verse 2] Blitzen rolled his eyes, said, "This won't end so well," With Santa feeling tipsy,and Rudolph couldn't tell. They aimed straight for Boston, but ended up in maine Wherever Santa landed, Lord knows he'd feel the pain [Chorus] Oh, Santa got lost on his way to Boston, Rudolph's nose was glowing, but Santa kept on tossin' em Christmas cheer was heavy, and his vision was blurry Santa's sleigh gone missing, he's late he better hurry [Verse 3] Mrs. Claus was worried, pacing 'round the tree, The elves were in a panic, how could this even be? Meanwhile, Santa stumbled out of some old Bangor bar, Trying to hitch his reindeer, on the back of some old car [Chorus] Oh, Santa got lost on his way to Boston, Rudolph's nose was glowing, but Santa ,kept on tossin' em His Christmas cheer was heavy, and his vision it was blurry Santa's sleigh missing, they lost him in a flurry [Bridge] Santa found a rooftop, finally settled down, But not a Boston chimney, in some other town. Kids woke up that morning, presents all askew, Santa slept it off, 'yeah' Santa gets drunk too If you had the weight of the world, on your shoulders Would you end up in Boston ? Or maybe even Boulder. Thank you Santa for even trying , even if these spoiled kids might wake up cryin' Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
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