[Verse 1] I'll wake up long before the sun remembers its name, Cursing the me who said, "Yeah, mushroom hunt, what a great plan!" Yawning so wide I'll swallow the whole of the dark room, Pulling on jeans that fight me like they're in a bad mood. Backpack heavy like doom, dragging me down with each step, Like the forest just whispers, "Are you sure you're ready yet?" just for the fun of it, compass points to the wrong sea, And three extra socks, just in case of emergency. [pre-chorus] Board the train where the seats silently judge my lifestyle, To woods so deep even the wolves say "Nah, we'll stay a while." [Chorus] Mushroom, little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), I came here for you, I’ll track you down today. My tasty little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), You can hide in the leaves, but you won’t get away. [Verse 2] I’m here at last, it is the middle of nowhere, no doubt, The crows are up there watching, like the audience all around. A rustle in the bushes, could be a moose, could be a ghost, I chew my dry old biscuit while the mosquitoes have me as their toast. I fix the backpack dragging me like a sinking submarine, Marching toward my mushroom fate across the moss and fallen green. I’m tuned to every whisper, thinking like a mushroom should, if I sink into the swamp I’ll just pick some cranberries, still good! [Chorus] Mushroom, little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), I came here for you,I’ll track you down today. My tasty little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), You can hide in the leaves, but you won’t get away. [Bridge] five hours and six mushrooms later, face all scratched and stinging sore, With every wolf and crow around laughing louder than before, There’ll be mud and moss and swamp, and yes, a frog in an awkward place, But I’ll lie down in the hallway and smile, This was the perfect chase!! [Chorus] Mushroom, little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), I came here for you, I’ll track you down today. My tasty little mushroom (oooh, little mushroom), You can hide in the leaves, but you won’t get away. [Outro] And when the week goes by, I’ll grab the pack and head right out once more, Is it a kind of madness? Yeah! The chaos is my comfort zone for sure!