[Verse] There's a guy with a trick up his sleeve Watch his pants turn colors you won't believe Starts off white as pure as snow Then he lets the yellow urine flow [Verse 2] Crowd's in shock but laughing loud Yellow pants now, and he bowed. Thought it was all he'd ever do Till his pants turned a darker hue [Chorus] Color changing pants oh what a sight Prankster's magic under the light From snow-white to sunshine yellow bright Then brown explosion oh what a fright [Verse 3] You thought the yellow was the end But he had another trick to send A rumble a grumble and then the town Saw his pants turn darkest brown [Bridge] Laughing gasps and shocked delight Magic show's a hit tonight Who knew he had the guts to go From yellow to brown in talent flow [Chorus] Color changing pants oh what a sight Prankster's magic under the light From snow-white to sunshine yellow bright Then brown explosion oh what a fright [Outro] The audience leaves with merry hearts, Witnessing the spectacle of color changing pants. The audience now departs. The prankster magician just fertilized the plants! The prankster magician, yeah, he just fertilized the plants! He pooped his pants and fertilized the plants! (Whisper) The poop and pee dripped out his pants into the moist ground, providing vital nourishment to the grass. Next time before they mow, this spot will have a taller grow.
