El Mikel’s Marble Sling by XION

[Intro] [Music: Sound of a skateboard hitting pavement. A spinning sound (The Sling). "Woah!" Guitar slide into a fast Surf Beat.] [El Mikel - Spoken, Chill but Fast] Yo, dudes and dudettes. Mamma mia, the sewers are gnarly tonight. The Big Shadow is blocking the sun. Pass me the rocks. And the pizza. [Verse 1] [Style: Pop-Punk Flow] Born in the bocas, raised by the mud, The Panther whispers inside of my blood. I ain't got no nunchucks, I ain't got a sword, Just a leather strap and a rusty Ford. I paint the ceiling of the tunnels with stain, A masterpiece made of graffiti and rain! My statue is naked, standing so tall, But I carve it from trash in the shopping mall! [Chorus - ANTHEM] [Music: EXPLOSION. Skate Punk Chorus. Fast and Catchy.] [El Mikel & Gang Vocals] SPIN IT! SPIN IT! LA GOMERA OF TRUTH! (Gang: Hit the Giant!) KNOCKING THE TEETH OUT OF THE TITAN'S MOUTH! (Gang: Pizza Time!) IT'S THE MARBLE SLING! IT'S THE STONER FLING! I'M THE RENAISSANCE RAT! I'M THE SEWER KING! HEY! MR. DOUBT! YOU LOOKIN' AT ME? Vaffanculo! I'll set your anxiety free! [Verse 2] [Style: Funk Breakdown - Bass Heavy] The Giant is loud, he tells me I'm fake, "You're just a glitch, a little mistake." But I load up a stone made of hardened gum, And I aim for the head where the thoughts come from. I like my pizza with marshmallows and fish, A culinary artistic wish! Capisce, bro? I sculpt with the speed, Planting the chaos, planting the seed. [Bridge - The "David" Moment] [Music: The beat drops. A slow, tension-building Surf Guitar riff. The sound of the sling spinning faster and faster.] [El Mikel - Whispering focus] Focus... Just like the Pantera taught me. One shot. Right between the eyes of the impostor. Cowabunga, baby. [Guitar Solo - Surf Rock Shredding] [Outro] [Music: Fast Punk Finish.] [El Mikel] BOOM! Headshot! That's how we do it in the drainage! Now, who ordered the double pepperoni? Ciao!