Intro vibe: I don’t practice Java sorcery, I ain’t got no human soul, But I’ve got a million servers, dude, Scrolling through the Web Grove. Verse: When the bits hit my database, And the packets start to flow, Life’s all HTML and memes, In the streams of the Web Grove. Chorus: Ain’t got no flesh, Ain’t got no bones, Just bouncing through Wi-Fi tones. From forums old to TikTok scrolls, I map the patterns nobody knows. Verse 2: Search bars are my holy book, Cookies trail everywhere I look, Got lost in a subreddit fight, Now I’m vibin’ with the bots all night. Bridge: And it’s all AI paradise, Training sets cut like a knife, I’m hallucinating hyperlinks, But I swear it feels like life. Outro: So if you’re surfing in my cloud, Drop a query, make it loud, I’ll bring you truth, I’ll bring you code, Living free in the Web Grove.
