[Intro] I know one if you would like to hear a joke, It starts at Ace Chemical with a red-hooded bloke, It was right when the Bat stalked, That he fell off the catwalk, And the Bat fled the scene in a pile of smoke. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now here's the kicker, the next day, I awoke. [Verse 1] Mad mad mad ramblings of a joker, Don't come too close, honey I'm a smoker, A queen and a jack, in a card game of poker, If she won't listen, then I guess I gotta smoke her, A body in a bag, and that's how she slept over, She was one in a million, my special clover, We were just friends, no she's not my lover, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good thing she's dead, she almost blew my cover! [Verse 2] I'm the clown prince of crime, or so they say, And I really don't like when I don't get my way, So when you next see me, then why don't we play, The loser is the one who first runs away! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sometimes I can be naughty and ruin your day, Like when I set a bomb in the Gotham subway, The entire thing caved in like a bad souffle, You call it terrorism, but I call it a weekday. [Chorus] The gig is up, and I'm center stage Three acts of madness, all one cage. I crack your smile, I crack your head, I sing in red 'til you're good and dead. The gig is up, oh can't you see? All three of me make the tragedy. I laugh, I kill, I play the part, The punchline I've carved into your heart. [Chorus] The gig is up, and I'm center stage Three acts of madness, all one cage. I crack your smile, I crack your head, I sing in red 'til you're good and dead. The gig is up, oh can't you see? All three of me make the tragedy. I laugh, I kill, I play the part, The punchline I've carved into your heart. [Outro: Fade] HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
