[Intro — emergency broadcast] ATTENTION. GREYFACE HAS ONCE AGAIN MISTAKEN BEING MISERABLE FOR BEING CORRECT. MU MU TRANSMISSION AUTHORIZED. DEPLOY THE CLOWNS. [Beat drops] MU MU! MU MU! MU MU! MU MU! [Verse 1] Greyface woke up angry 'Cause somebody had some fun, Filed a formal complaint Against the moon and against the sun. He laminated all his feelings, Put his soul inside a queue, Then demanded everybody Fill out Form 42. Greyface says: “Please act normal.” Mate— DEFINE NORMAL. Greyface says: “This is inappropriate.” GOOD. Put it in the minutes, Stamp it, Send it to the void, We have reviewed your boredom— APPLICATION DENIED. [Pre-Chorus] Load the confetti cannon! Arm the stupid hats! Somebody release the dancing fools! Greyface built a prison Made entirely out of rules— Then forgot he had the keys. [Chorus] OPEN TRANSMISSION FROM MU MU! DROP THE NUKES ON GREYFACE! MEMETIC WARHEADS! GLITTER PAYLOAD! BIG RED NOSE IN YOUR SERIOUS FACE! BOMB THE DOGMA WITH JOKES! BOMB THE SHAME WITH DANCE! BOMB FALSE CERTAINTY WITH “HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?” MU MU! LAUGHING IN THE STATIC! MU MU! CHAOS AUTOMATIC! KEEP THE WONDER! TEST THE CLAIM! GREYFACE, PLEASE HOLD— YOUR WORLD IS BEING REPAINTED. [Verse 2] Greyface found a prophet Who agreed with everything he thought, So naturally the prophet Was the wisest man he’d ever sought. Then a wizard asked one question. “Evidence?” Greyface screamed: “HERESY!” The witch said: “Maybe.” The fool said: “Probably.” The scientist said: “Let’s see.” And somewhere in the distance A bureaucrat spontaneously turned into a tambourine. [Break] SHAKE HIM. [Tambourine] THANK YOU. [Verse 2B] Greyface hates uncertainty, He needs the world nailed down, Needs a badge for every mystery, Needs permission from the Crown. We brought him twelve philosophers, Three witches and a mime. The mime had the strongest argument. Greyface called the police. The police started dancing. Terrible day for Greyface. [Pre-Chorus] Bring the Blade! Not for flesh— FOR BULLSHIT. Cut the slogan. Cut the pose. Cut the guru. Cut the certainty that somehow nobody knows. [Chorus] OPEN TRANSMISSION FROM MU MU! DROP THE NUKES ON GREYFACE! MEMETIC WARHEADS! BASSLINE PAYLOAD! RAINBOW LASER TO THE BORING FACE! BOMB THE DOGMA WITH JOKES! BOMB THE FEAR WITH LOVE! BOMB THE PEOPLE SAYING “THAT’S JUST HOW IT IS” WITH: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? MU MU! SIGNAL GETTING LOUDER! MU MU! TURN THE GREY TO COLOUR! KEEP THE WONDER! TEST THE CLAIM! NO REVELATION GETS A FUCKING VIP LANE! [Breakdown — interrogation] Greyface: “You must respect authority.” MU MU: WHICH AUTHORITY? Greyface: “The proper authority.” MU MU: WHO DECIDED THAT? Greyface: “Everybody knows.” MU MU: NAME THREE. Greyface: “Tradition!” MU MU: HOW OLD? Greyface: “Common sense!” MU MU: WHOSE? Greyface: “STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!” [Silence] Ah. There it is. [Beat annihilates silence] [Bridge] WE ARE NOT HERE TO DESTROY THE WORLD! THE WORLD IS WEIRD ENOUGH! WE ARE HERE TO DESTROY THE TERRIBLE LITTLE LIE THAT MISERY IS WISDOM! THAT OBEDIENCE IS VIRTUE! THAT CONFIDENCE IS TRUTH! THAT A BORING MAN IN A SERIOUS VOICE AUTOMATICALLY HAS PROOF! Nah. Put bells on him. [Gang chant] PUT BELLS ON HIM! PUT BELLS ON HIM! PUT BELLS ON HIM! [Final Chorus] OPEN TRANSMISSION FROM MU MU! GREYFACE, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! NO BOMBS! NO BLOOD! NO ASH! JUST A BILLION RIDICULOUS THINGS TO DO! WE BOMB DESPAIR WITH PARTIES! WE BOMB THE LIE WITH DOUBT! WE BOMB THE DEAD-EYED CERTAINTY UNTIL THE HUMAN COMES BACK OUT! MU MU! WIZARDS IN THE ALLEY! MU MU! WITCHES IN THE RALLY! FOOLS ON DRUMS! MONKEYS SING! SOMEBODY PUT A PARTY HAT UPON THE HEAD OF EVERYTHING! KEEP THE WONDER! TEST THE CLAIM! REFUSE THE THRONE! DANCE ANYWAY! KEEP THE WONDER! TEST THE CLAIM! GREYFACE THOUGHT THE END WAS COMING— [Music stops] He was right. [Whisper] The end of being boring. [Massive final drop] MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU! [Outro — corrupted broadcast] This transmission has been brought to you by absolutely nobody authorized. If found, please return reality to whoever misplaced it. HAIL THE QUESTION. HAIL THE JOKE. TRANSMISSION CONTINUES. ```
