[Spoken Intro] Attention, cleanup crew. The ceremony is complete. Your final mission… Make this room look innocent. [Verse 1] We came in dressed to steal the scene, Now somebody’s got to get it clean. The candles flicker, the music plays, There’s lipstick on the evidence trays. Bridget smiles beside the door: “Just one small trial—we’ve done four.” We earned our names, we made our debut… Now look who’s on the cleanup crew! [Chorus] Leave no trace, leave no trace, Put a little swing in this place. Stack it up and wipe it down, Best-dressed cleanup crew in town. One more laugh, one more song, Pass that towel and sing along. We stole the show with style and grace— Now grab a bag and leave no trace! [Verse 2] There’s someone dancing with a broom, Someone “inspecting” cake across the room. “That last small piece? I’ll take that home.” A classified dessert operation. The silver shines, the glasses clink, A little conga line heads for the sink. We’ve got the moves, we’ve got the flair— Who left a purse beneath that chair? [Chorus] Leave no trace, leave no trace, Put a little swing in this place. Stack it up and wipe it down, Best-dressed cleanup crew in town. One more laugh, one more song, Pass that towel and sing along. We stole the show with style and grace— Now grab a bag and leave no trace! [Bridge — Call and Response] Who’s got the plates? [Backing vocals] We’ve got the plates! Who’s got the bags? [Backing vocals] We’ve got the bags! Who’s got the cake? [Brief pause — spoken] …What cake? [Instrumental Break — Piano and Brass] [Final Chorus] Leave no trace, leave no trace, Put a little swing in this place. Stack it up and wipe it down, Best-dressed cleanup crew in town. White Dragon ladies, take a bow, The room is almost spotless now. One last dance before we go— We even make the cleanup a show! [Spoken Outro] Lights off. Doors locked. Mission accomplished. …Whose glass is this?
