Pop Goes The Weasel

Pop Goes the Weasel (Shitty Edition) (Verse 1 – mumbled half-asleep vibe) Long days, long nights, same damn ceiling light Nothing is fair in this never-ending fight You want yours, we want ours, who the hell is right? Pass the blame around like it’s Saturday night (Pre-chorus – getting whiny) He who asks for more is automatically wrong Saints are the ones who only ask for what’s “right” all along Love, death, right, wrong, pick a side or get gone Ain’t it a bitch? Yeah man, ain’t it a bitch (Chorus – extremely out of tune) Pop goes the weasel! Life’s a greasy squeezer! Judged by every stranger’s eyes Pop goes the weasel! Everybody’s a people pleaser Till the mask slips and surprise— Ain’t it a bitch? (Verse 2 – even shittier) Keyboard warriors typing justice at 3 a.m. Profile pic’s a sunset, soul’s already condemned We all want heaven but we’re cool with hell for them Morals on a budget, fifty bucks and you’re redeemed (Pre-chorus – now just depressed) Love, death, right, wrong, rinse and repeat the song Round and round the mulberry bush until the money’s gone Pointing fingers in a circle, nobody belongs Ain’t it a bitch? God damn, ain’t it a bitch (Chorus – screaming into a pillow) Pop goes the weasel! Dreams are made of diesel! Burning rubber, choking skies Pop goes the weasel! Truth is highly seasonal Comes in flavors: truth and lies— Ain’t it a bitch?! (Bridge – spoken word disaster) We are all judged By those that see Which is everyone Including me And you And that guy over there eating cereal at 2 p.m. Judgment’s free, baby Bring your own spoon (Final chorus – completely falling apart) Pop goes the weasel! Nobody’s peaceful! Pop goes the weasel! Hope is just a teaser! Pop goes the weasel! Ain’t. It. A. Bitch. (spoken fade out) Yeah… ain’t it though. Fuckin’ weasel.