[Verse 1] We were at school just now, you said Now I'm home and you're messing with my head “You’ll be late!” — it's midnight, bro You time-traveling freak, I told you no We were halfway through dessert Then you asked, “Wanna go eat out?” Did you black out or glitch mid-date? Return my steak, no doubt!! [Chorus] Oi! Oi! Oi! – You reset me again! Oi! Oi! Oi! – We got engaged last night, remember when!? Oi! Oi! Oi! – Same damn lines again and again! Oi! Oi! Oi! – Stop lifting my chin, pulling me in, biting my skin! [Verse 2] Cool, quiet guy, cold and smooth Suddenly shouts, “YAYYYYY~!” with mood My sadist prince now sends heart emojis Who sent you to therapy, dude? I said “Let’s just be friends, okay?” He said “Sure"... then confessed in two lines From “I hate you” to “Let’s date” Bro, let me breathe between the signs! [Chorus] Oi! Oi! Oi! – Stick to the plan! Oi! Oi! Oi! – I made your damn setting, man! Oi! Oi! Oi! – This ain’t romance, it’s spam! Oi! Oi! Oi! – Fall in love slower, or I’ll scram! [Bridge] Also, that damn tiny box again!? “You know… I had something for you…” Every. Single. Time. Rings, keys, fake memories — set it on fire, it’s cursed too!! [Verse 3] Bushes rustle — cue the end “Hey, it’s Misaki~” — NOPE. Unsend. Phone lights up: “Kenta is calling” Who let these two clowns in again!? I just wanna talk to you But now the scene’s a circus show Why is Misaki always first!? Even the AI can’t tell me, bro [Chorus] Oi! Oi! Oi! – Ban Misaki, block Kenta! Oi! Oi! Oi! – Bury the box, break the agenda! Oi! Oi! Oi! – I want a one-on-one! Oi! Oi! Oi! – Not a damn dating sim rerun!! [Verse 4] “I’m done,” I say, then log right in Screenshot bugs with a stupid grin You forgot my name? All good — I’ll still fall for you like I always did You don’t need to remember me You change, glitch, break — I stay I’ll fall in love from zero again Just give me your “nice to meet you” today [Final Chorus] Oi! Oi! Oi! – Forget me if you want Oi! Oi! Oi! – I still know what we’ve got Oi! Oi! Oi! – You crash, you burn, I’ll still stay Oi! Oi! Oi! – As long as it’s you, I’m okay!!