Yo, I came for some Plex, just a casual glance, Now I’m deep in a pit of your data romance. RAIDZ2 with them subtle notes, fine wine, Talkin’ checksum and parity like it’s prime time. Vitamin D low, y’all ain’t seen the sun, Dream in YAML, wake up sweatin’, job ain’t done! (Chorus) Sick freaks, yeah, y’all got a disease, Automatin’ light switches, configgin’ with ease. Docker on Docker, man, where does it stop? Prometheus watchin’ while your sanity drops! (Verse 2) Enterprise gear from a decade ago, “Oh, it’s cheap now,” but your bills say no. UPS stacked, diesel gen on the track, Power flickers? Nah, got redundancy stacked! Meanwhile, your fam just tryna survive, Grafana dashboards where the memories reside. (Bridge) Homelab so deep, man, you lost in the code, 97% uptime but your marriage corrode. Photo library crashin’, wife wanna scream, “Just use iCloud!” but that kills the dream. (Verse 3) You built this maze, now you can’t find the door, Containers on containers, but you needin’ more. Service mesh stackin’, YAML to the sky, One more helm chart, then you’ll finally fly. But nah, you addicted, complexity breeds, Sick freaks, yeah, you planted these seeds! (Outro) No Kubernetes, no 10G lane, Just a simple file server, keep it all plain. But I know y’all won’t, gotta tweak that stack, Sick freaks, you ain’t never goin’ back!