Service Dog, She Has A Job

[Verse 1] Listen, because I’ve explained this a lot: My dog is a Service Dog, which is basically a piece of medical equipment with fur. She is specifically trained to warn me before an anxiety episode happens by smelling chemical changes in my body so I can get to safety. She also helps with my autism by using her weight to calm my nervous system. She isn't a pet or just a "comfort" animal— she has a literal job to keep me safe. [Pre-Chorus] So if you see us out, don’t make it weird. Don’t touch what saves me. Don’t act confused. [Chorus] Service dog, she has a job Medical equipment with fur (with fur) Service dog, she has a job She keeps me safe for real (for real) Google is free, baby Google is free Service dog, she has a job End of story to me [Verse 2] The Get With The Program One: I’ve told you this a thousand times: she’s a medical worker, not a pet. If you still can’t tell the difference, I’m gonna start charging you for the repeat lessons! The Science One: She’s literally trained to smell my body chemistry to keep me safe. It’s neuroscience, not a playdate. [Pre-Chorus] The Short & Brutal One: don’t test my patience. Read the room. Read the law. Read the signs. [Chorus] Service dog, she has a job Medical equipment with fur (with fur) Service dog, she has a job She keeps me safe for real (for real) Google is free, baby Google is free Service dog, she has a job End of story to me [Verse 3] The Stop Being Embarrassing One: You’re making this way harder than it is. Service dog = life-saving worker. If you can’t get that, you’re on your own next time we're out. The Inhaler Comparison: Asking why my service dog is allowed in a store is like asking why an asthmatic person is allowed to bring their inhaler. It's not a "guest," it's medical gear that keeps me alive. The Sunglasses Comparison: Thinking my dog is just a pet is like thinking a blind person wears sunglasses because they're "trying to look cool." She’s there for a biological reason, not for fashion or fun. [Bridge] The Trainee Comparison: You wouldn't walk up to a paramedic in the middle of a call and ask if you can play with their oxygen tank, right? That’s exactly what you’re doing when you act like my dog is just a pet. [Final Chorus] Service dog, she has a job Medical equipment with fur (with fur) Service dog, she has a job She keeps me safe for real (for real) Google is free, baby Google is free Service dog, she has a job End of story to me