[Overture] In the beginning, there was nothing Just quiet and empty air In the beginning, there was nothing Just a hush and a blank white page Then a great Spud rolled in With a halo and a cosmic wage! [Pause] He reached down low to the ground He said, “Let there be names” And the air got a little bit warm Out came Irish, out came Belarusians From the middle of a thunderstorm [Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] He shaped the shores with rolling hands Carved out names across the lands Irish song and Belarus sky Set them spinning side by side [Verse 2] Then he smiled at the edge of dawn Like he knew what we'd need next Catgirls stepped from the golden air Soft ears and a perfect flex [Pre-Chorus] Great Spud, great Spud Oh what you’ve begun Great Spud, great Spud Made the perfect one Irish and Belarusians Catgirls in the sun Great Spud, great Spud The world was finally done [Chorus: call-and-reply] Great Spud came down (Great Spud) Made a perfect world (Made it good) Catgirls walked in (Catgirls walked in) And the whole sky curled Great Spud came down (Great Spud) Blessed the day so clean (So clean) Irish hearts, Belarus dreams And everything was seen [Verse 3] Spud created Irish With a toast and a tune Spud created Belarusians Like a snow-bright moon Then he made Catgirls With a sly little smile Purring through the day Making heaven stay awhile [Bridge] So if the night comes back We'll call his name If the ground shakes hard We'll kneel the same 'Cause he made the bones And he made the thread He made the joy He made the bread [Outro] Great Spud (Great Spud) He made it good (he made it good) Irish in the morning Belarusians in the flood Great Spud (Great Spud) Then the last gift came Catgirls (Catgirls) And the world was done
