(Verse ) First time. I saw her that night. I she flash me . It burnt my eyes. I went toe tally blind. Her she-it literally blew my mind. She drove me crazy as a lightning bolt . Screwing my nuts so hard and fast . she snapped off my wing nuts . . Like they were made of glass. She was was way to tight . Her tea watt like busted torque wrench. Sticky as hot glue to .ew ew ewwww dude (Chorus) I figured this must’ve been too good to be true. I pinched my nose not to be rude, but I it’s a fishy situation. It kinda smells like poop .,in the room . I wanted to make her my wife, up . front but Jesus phucking Christ. Nobody ever taught her how to wipe. I said hey sla la lut tea kunt . Y o y , Y do u wipe back to front. You’re filling your taco shell ,full of mud . My phallus freaked out and crossed his eyes . He recoiled and hopped back inside. He said it would not be valid. I won’t toss that salad. I really really wanted to make her my wife, but something just didn’t smell right nobody nobody taught her how to wipe . All , of her life back to front . filling up her taco shell with a crappie smell . (Verse 2) First time. I saw her that night. I she flash me . It burnt my eyes. I went toe tally blind. Her she-it literally blew my mind. She drove me crazy as a lightning bolt . Stry king my rod . Screwing my nuts and striped the threads. She was tight . as a torque wrench. (Chorus) I figured this must’ve been too good to be true. I pinched my nose not to be rude, but I it’s a fishy situation. It kinda smells like poop .,in the room . I wanted to make her my wife, up . front but Jesus phucking Christ. Nobody ever taught her how to wipe. I said hey sla la lut tea kunt . Y o y , Y do u wipe back to front. You’re filling your taco shell ,full of mud . My phallus freaked out and crossed his eyes . He recoiled and hopped back inside. He said it would not be valid. I won’t toss that salad. I really really wanted to make her my wife, but something just didn’t smell right nobody nobody taught her how to wipe . All , of her life back to front . filling up her taco shell with a crappie smell .
