[Verse 1] I worshipped God with all my heart, my money, and my gold Sent my checks to a TV evangelist, trying to save my soul And I went to church on Sunday and I asked God, pretty please Please don't let them ask me for my house down on the beach [Pre-Chorus] I gave them all my money, yeah, I gave them everything One night in desperation, hell, I hawked my wedding ring And it used to be, I had some things where I could brag or boast But of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most [Chorus] Yes, of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most I tried turning to Jesus, Lord, I tried the Holy Ghost I bought a one-way ticket to heaven, but the sucker wound up coast-to-coast Yes, of all the things I've lost, think I miss my mind the most [Verse 2] Yeah, I used to have a big house and a new Mercedes-Benz I used to throw big parties for my wild and crazy friends Then the preacher man on TV asked me for all my dough And I wrote a big check with too many Goddamn zeros [Pre-Chorus] Yes, I gave them all my money, I gave them everything One night in desperation, hell, I hawked my wedding ring And it used to be, I had some things where I could brag or boast But of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most [Chorus] Yes, of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most I tried turning to Jesus, Lord, I tried the Holy Ghost I bought a one-way ticket to heaven, but the sucker wound up coast-to-coast Yes, of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the mo-o-o-o-st
