[Verse] He sits every night alone Tim and Al on the screen Toolman's voice his ringtone In a Home Improvement dream [Verse 2] Friends call him out for drinks He just shakes his head and sighs Tim's teaching how to fix sinks In his heart it feels so right [Chorus] Home obsessed and loving it Tim Taylor's his guiding light Won't watch any other hit Just that show every single night [Verse 3] He's got all the seasons lined Box sets stacked up on his shelf In this world he's so confined Doesn't need anything else [Chorus] Home obsessed and loving it Tim Taylor's his guiding light Won't watch any other hit Just that show every single night [Bridge] Neighbors ask him why he’s stuck In that 90’s TV haze Tool Time's got him out of luck But he’s happy in those days
