TEA & BULLSHIT

☕🥄 𝐓𝐄𝐀 🥄☕ FINE CHINA: cracked. SILVER SPOON: tarnished. GOSSIP: unlimited refills. [INTRO] ☕ Tea ☕ tea ☕ tea 👀 Everybody wants some tea 🫖 Keep my name on the table 💸 Pour another cup for free ☕ Tea ☕ tea ☕ tea 👄 Everybody gets a sip 🥄 Stir it with a silver spoon 👅 Serve it with a silver tongue twist 🥄 Silver spoon boy ✨ Where’d you get that shine? POLISHED: ✓ outside INSIDE: ??? [VERSE 1] 🎭 You got a thing for drama don’t ya? 🥄 Little spoon working overtime 🗣️ Stir me into every conversation 🍽️ Like I came with the china 1️⃣ You heard one thing 2️⃣ Added two ✂️ Left out what made you look stupid 6️⃣ Now there’s six different versions 🙃 And somehow I’m in all of ‘em cute. VERSION 1: ? VERSION 2: ?? VERSION 3: ??? VERSION 6: somehow me. 🥄 Did you stir up your story 👅 With a silver tongue twist? 📜 Is it a stolen heirloom script ✊ Passed down in your fist? ✨ Polished and gleaming 🟡 Yellow metal don’t lie 🖤 Shine pretty but it’s tarnished 🫖 So pour it. 😌 I know you like mine. [PRE-CHORUS] 🫴 Go ahead ☕ Steep my name a little longer 🍂 Make it bitter enough to sell 👀 Everybody wants the story 🚫 Nobody wants what actually happened ☕ Pour a cup for her ☕ Pour a cup for him 🥄 Save a little for yourself 🎭 You got a thing for drama don’t ya? 🫗 Drink up. [CHORUS] ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 👄 Everybody’s drinking me 🫖 Pour me out 🤲 Pass me down 🎭 Make me whatever you need ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🗣️ Keep talking shit about me 📋 If you’re gonna serve my business 🧾 At least get the fucking recipe ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🥄 Silver spoon between your teeth 🌀 You keep stirring up my business ❔ Then ask me “What’s the tea?” RECIPE: FACTS ........ 10% ASSUMPTION ... 40% BULLSHIT ..... 50% [POST-CHORUS] 👄 Sip sip 😏 Slurp it slow 🥄 Stir stir 🔄 There you go 🥄 Silver spoon 👅 Silver tongue 🫖 Pour another one [VERSE 2] 🥤 You always come around thirsty 💬 When somebody’s got shit to spill 👄 Take a sip 😬 Make a face ☕ Then somehow drink your fill 🥄 Little silver spoon goes clink 🌀 Stir my name around again 🍬 Add a little sugar to your side 🍋 Make mine bitter for your friends 🥄 Spoon-fed bullshit ☕ Porcelain cup 🙄 You swear you hate the drama 🗣️ But you never shut the fuck up 👄 Slurp it slow 😌 Baby savor every lie 🚫 You don’t even like the tea 👀 You just like that it’s mine. [PRE-CHORUS] 🫴 Go ahead ☕ Steep my name a little longer 🎨 Watch the color get too strong 🔍 Funny how a tiny detail 🧬 Grows a whole new body 🌀 by the time it’s gone 🫖 Pour it 👅 Taste it 🤲 Pass it ☕ Drink it 👥 Everybody gets their fill 🎭 You got a thing for drama don’t ya? ♾️ Always will. [CHORUS] ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 👄 Everybody’s drinking me 🫖 Pour me out 🤲 Pass me down 🎭 Make me whatever you need ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🗣️ Keep talking shit about me 📋 If you’re gonna serve my business 🧾 At least get the fucking recipe ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🥄 Silver spoon between your teeth 🌀 You keep stirring up my business ❔ Then ask me “What’s the tea?” [VERSE 3] 🫖 Now the kettle’s making rounds again ❔ Nobody knows who filled it first 1️⃣ One person said I “probably” 2️⃣ Next person swore it was a fact 4️⃣ By cup number four 🤨 I apparently did things 🚫 I wasn’t even there to do damn. 😏 At least make me interesting ✍️ If you’re gonna invent me 🥤 Did you drink the Kool-Aid 🫖 Then pour a cup for everybody? 🥄 Did you spoon-feed them the story 👄 Till they swallowed every line? 🍽️ You can taste every bite 🚫 But it’s never your plate 🌀 Still stirring my cup 😋 Like my business tastes great [BRIDGE] 1️⃣ One little maybe 2️⃣ Two little twists 3️⃣ Three people nodding 📖 Now suddenly it’s scripture 🫖 Pour 🫖 pour 🫖 pour 📉 Till the facts get thin 🥄 You keep feeding everybody 🤷 Then forget what you put in 🌀 Stir it 🫖 Serve it 👄 Sip it 😏 Slurp it 🥄 Silver spoon 👅 Silver tongue 👥 Everybody wants a taste 😵 Till everybody’s had enough 🫴 So here’s my contribution 🍽️ Since my name’s your favorite dish 🚫 You don’t have tea 💩 You have a cup full of shit 🥄 And you’re still stirring it. [BREAKDOWN] ☕ Tea ☕ tea ❔ What’s the tea? ☕ Tea ☕ tea ❔ Who poured it? ☕ Tea ☕ tea ❔ Who stirred it? 🥄 Silver spoon boy… 👀 Was it you? SUSPECT: 🥄 MOTIVE: attention. [FINAL CHORUS] ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 👄 Everybody’s drinking me 🫖 Pour me out 🤲 Pass me down 🎭 Make me whatever you need ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🗣️ Keep talking shit about me 📋 If you’re gonna serve my business 🧾 At least get the fucking recipe ☕ TEA ☕ TEA 🥄 Silver spoon between your teeth 🌀 You keep stirring up my business ❔ Then ask me “What’s the tea?” ☕ Tea ☕ tea 🫖 Go and pour another cup 💥 You wanted all my fucking business 👄 Now drink up. [OUTRO] 👄 Sip it slow 😏 Slurp it slow 🥄 Silver spoon 🔄 There you go 🫖 Keep the kettle ☕ Keep the cup 👑 Keep your crown 🤡 Trust fund clown 🗣️ Next time you put my name in something 🫖 Make enough 😌 I’ll show up. TEA SERVICE: ☑ gossip ☑ lies ☑ silver spoon ☑ no facts CHECK PLEASE.