[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Kids are staring at the chimney Parents sweating by the tree They’re whispering about a secret Passing winks and cookies to me But I just point toward the kitchen Where the real hero sits on a plate Golden skin like shining armor Fluffy heart that destiny baked [Pre-Chorus] It’s the Spud that brings the cheer Rolling in to start the year Not Santa Claus Not Father Frost Just a tuber boss Your carbs are tossed [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] There is no Santa Claus There is no Father Frost It’s a Spud that brings New Year joy (hey!) Rolling in with gravy noise Peel away all myths you’ve got All we needed was a hot potato god There is no Santa Claus Praise the Spud that brings New Year joy [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 2] He’s got eyes on the prize and a mashy disposition A peel of laughter’s his only mission He’s not wrapped in a bow no glitter no gloss But Spud’s got the magic more than Santa or Frost [Verse 3] Who needs a sleigh when you’ve got a sack Who needs a laugh when you’ve got a snack He’s the carb we crave The festive knack The spuddy hero He’s got our backs [Pre-Chorus] It’s the Spud that brings the cheer Rolling in to start the year Not Santa Claus Not Father Frost Just a tuber boss Your carbs are tossed [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] There is no Santa Claus There is no Father Frost It’s a Spud that brings New Year joy (hey!) Rolling in with gravy noise Peel away all myths you’ve got All we needed was a hot potato god There is no Santa Claus Praise the Spud that brings New Year joy [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 4] Forget sleighs and flying reindeer We got foil and a baking tray He appears when timer dings Crowd goes wild in a starchy wave Kids leave out a fork and butter Grown-ups raise a glass on high Someone crowns him with a paper hat We all shout “Hail potato friend!” [Bridge] He doesn’t check a list He checks the oven If you’re cold and cranky He brings you lovin’ Steam in the air Carbs in your soul One humble tuber in full control So when the clock hits twelve Don’t search the sky Look at the table That’s your guy [Pre-Chorus] It’s the Spud that brings the cheer Rolling in to start the year Not Santa Claus Not Father Frost Just a tuber boss Your carbs are tossed [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] There is no Santa Claus There is no Father Frost It’s a Spud that brings New Year joy (hey!) Rolling in with gravy noise Peel away all myths you’ve got All we needed was a hot potato god There is no Santa Claus Praise the Spud that brings New Year joy [Instrumental Drop] [Outro] Oh the Spud The Spud He’s bringing cheer He’s the hero of every New Year No sleigh No reindeer Just dirt and skin The Potato’s here Let the fun begin [Instrumental Outro]
