[Intro: soft acoustic guitar, tender] [PART 1 — COUNTRY] [twangy male vocals] Well I'm a country boy with a punk-rock heart My golden goddess tore my world apart — In the good way, baby, in the sweetest way, She's that good cake that makes me say "fucking A right doggy that's good cake!" For years I picked her wildflowers from the ditch Every daisy said "I love you," every single stitch Then I bought her an orchid, purple and true — First flower bought, not found — and I'm keeping you! [HARD SHIFT] [PART 2 — RAP] [hip-hop beat drops hard, airhorn] Yo, I'm Iron Chan in my tree-branch armor (uh!) I love her so much I wanna kick some puppies (rawr!) [low turned-on growl] That's the growl, you know just what it means — My baby's golden, reigning over all my dreams Velociraptor barks! *bark! bark!* Burp-rap lines coming in the dark! *buurp!* She reads my cards at 2 AM, no cap, no bluff — Chamanda, baby — yeah, that's us! [HARD SHIFT] [INTERLUDE — THE WAY] [everything drops to soft piano, sincere] She asks me "baby, am I in the way?" I tell her "no, baby — you are the way." Purest thing I ever said, it just slipped out — That's what my golden goddess is all about. [HARD SHIFT] [PART 3 — UNDEAD PUNK] [distorted guitars explode, snarling] Radtastic battle babe from the grave! My zombie queen, so fierce, so brave! [guttural growl] Fae-vorite person, hear the undead choir — Our love's the flame, she's my funeral pyre! Dead but devoted, I'm her punk-rock ghoul She's the professor of my chantology school! "Worthy of love" — it's written in her name — Amanda! Amanda! I'll never be the same! [HARD SHIFT] [PART 4 — PTERODACTYL CARTOON FUNK] [funky bass slaps in, *SKREEE!*] *SKREEE!* Velociraptor funk attack! Pterodactyl grooves and we ain't looking back! *burp!* *bark!* — that's the beat, y'all — Serenading my goddess at the shopping mall! Put the cattle on, love — you know what that means (wink!) English jambalaya and the wildest dreams! [FINALE — ALL TOGETHER] Yeah! (yes) Yeah! (fucking-A!) Ya! (cattle's on!) Yeah! (I love you!) Chamanda. Yeah. My golden goddess — yeah, I do! [Outro: gentle acoustic guitar, soft] My golden goddess... my radtastic battle babe... Yeah.
