Verse 1 Fluorescent lights hum low and mean Like a church for the in-between Freezer door fog, I see my face Lookin’ like it’s from outer space Had a plan when I walked inside Peanut butter… simple life But somethin’ pulled me down that aisle Like destiny in a cardboard style ⸻ Pre-Chorus I reached in slow… like I knew it was mine Cold little circle… bendin’ time ⸻ Chorus This might be the best Dollar Tree pizza I’ve ever had Or this might be Totino’s really bad I thought I wanted a peanut butter plan But this frozen truth just grabbed my hand Sugar cube thoughts in aisle three Universe talkin’ directly to me Feedin’ my soul through a checkout line On a dollar slice of the divine ⸻ Verse 2 Microwave hum like a sacred chant Thirty seconds… I start to dance Cheese bubbles up like a desert sun Pepperoni blinkin’ one by one Time slows down in a paper plate dream Edges curl like they’ve seen things And I swear that smell hit somethin’ deep Like a memory I forgot to keep ⸻ Pre-Chorus Wasn’t hungry… not like that This was bigger than a snack ⸻ Chorus This might be the best Dollar Tree pizza I’ve ever had Or this might be Totino’s really bad I thought I wanted a peanut butter fix But fate said “nah”… and handed me this Every bite like a cosmic sign Grease and truth all intertwined Didn’t choose it… it chose me back On a paper plate transcendental snack ⸻ Bridge (trippy breakdown) Is it taste… or is it fate? Did I choose… or did it wait? If I’d made that sandwich instead… Would I still be underfed? ⸻ Break (instrumental — let it get weird) (sitar + steel + microwave hum rhythm 😂) ⸻ Final Chorus (lean into the joke + truth) This might be the best Dollar Tree pizza I’ve ever had Or this might be Totino’s really bad But right here in this moment, man… It’s exactly what I am Didn’t need no five-star meal Just somethin’ simple that felt real Turns out truth don’t cost a dime Just shows up… at the right damn time ⸻ Outro (spoken Mudflap style) I walked in for peanut butter… Walked out with a revelation…
