[Guitar only] [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] Spotlight's on, the crowd goes wild, We hit the stage, all dressed in style. Leather pants, studs shine bright, Hair so high, it blocks the light! But then the sky, it turns to black, Thunder rolls—we can't turn back! First a drizzle, then a flood, Our perfect manes are full of mud! [Bridge] The fans scream—not for joy, We have a bad hair day, oh boy, oh boy! [Chorus] Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (This ain't rock ’n’ roll!) Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (This ain't rock ’n’ roll!) Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (This ain't rock ’n’ roll!) Our curls are gone, our spray washed out, This ain’t a look to sing about! Oh nooooooooooooo! [Guitar Solo, epic Solo] [Verse 2] Aqua Net was our best friend, Now it’s dripping to the end. Mascara runs, guitars slip, This rainstorm’s wrecking our trip! Our power stance - now just a slide, A tragic mess, no place to hide! [Bridge] The fans scream—not for joy, We have a bad hair day, oh boy, oh boy! [Chorus] Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (This ain't rock ’n’ roll!) Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (Where did my volume go?!) Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (This ain't rock ’n’ roll!) Our curls are gone, our spray washed out, This ain’t a look to sing about! Oh nooooooooooooo! [Guitar Solo, epic Solo] [Spoken, different male voices] "Somebody get me a towel!" "My eyeliner’s in my mouth!" "This is NOT what I signed up for, man!" "IS THIS WHAT GRUNGE FEELS LIKE?!" [Final Chorus] Bad hair day! (Oh no, no, no!) Bad Hair-Metal! (Where did my volume go?!) We came to rock, we came to shine, But now we look like drowned felines! Oh nooooooooooooo!
