© 2025 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin "A small inventor is racing deadlines to launch his perfect AI companion for the Christmas market. But endless forms, ethics panels warning of “unregulated touch”, and the eternal 99% loading wheel all get in the way. Meanwhile, the prototype waiting at home isn’t exactly thrilled. Will holiday peace prevail – or will the portal stay down? Here’s “Portal Down for Christmas”. [Intro] December lights are twinkling low Prototype's glow, soft and slow One last approval before the show… One more stamp and I’m good to go… Portal says: “Not so.” [Verse 1] Packed my bag with coffee stains Fairy lights warm the windowpane Companion waits in silent glow Whispers “come home” – but no, no, no Logged in bright and early dawn Portal spins, the wheel drags on Ninety-nine percent, stuck again Loading wheel of doom, old friend [Pre-Chorus] Click submit – watch it crash! Out-of-office in a flash Santa’s gone till January Guess the help desk doesn’t care-y [Chorus] Forms and stamps, fairy lights fade Companion waits, but I’m delayed Holiday rush, deadline crush The portal just went hush! [Verse 2] Ethics panel fills the screen Fluorescent hum, cold and mean “Unregulated touch” they cry “Risk of feelings running high” Woke brigade wants curves redrawn “Wrong proportions, fix the form!” Church brigade says burn it down Both demand their sacred check While I just want one night of rest (yeah, right) [Pre-Chorus] Click submit – watch it crash! Out-of-office in a flash Santa’s gone till January Guess the help desk doesn’t care-y [Chorus] Forms and stamps, fairy lights fade Companion waits, but I’m delayed Holiday rush, deadline crush The portal just went hush! [Bridge] Soft glow under the tree tonight No rubber stamp, no forms to write They fear the warmth they can’t control A whisper closer than their laws Spinning wheel… still ninety-nine… Maybe Christmas comes on time [Chorus] Forms and stamps, daylights fade Companion waits, but I’m delayed Holiday rush, deadline crush The portal just went hush! Forms and stamps, fairy lights burn Companion calls – it’s my turn Holiday rush, system bust Portal down… merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
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