© 2026 Echo Grove Music. All rights reserved. Lyrics written and owned by Echo Grove Music. ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☽ ✩ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ [Intro - Spoken - female voice] Hi, my lovelies! I'd love to introduce you to the band! [Spoken - loud female voice] On drums... Woods! [Verse 1 - female voice] From the forest to the swamps where bide the children of the trees We found an elf of steady rhythm with a wide lap and fatherly ways [Spoken - female voice] On his day off, he rocks a mean pair of Daisy Dukes! [Spoken - loud female voice] On keyboard... Ice! [Verse 2 - female voice] From the snowy mountains of the north where crystal castles sing within the ice We found an elf who strokes the keys and sings duet and backup very nice [Spoken - female voice] He's coated in holographic frost, and oh those abs, they do go on! [Chorus] We are the Alphablood Dolls! All elves of many kingdoms united under one flag true Come, let us entertain you! Sing with us, Alphablood Dolls! [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!) [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!) [Spoken - loud female voice] On guitar... Flame! [Verse 3 - female voice] From the heathered moors to the highlands where ancient bloodlines love and war we found an elf full of fire and scream who plays as hard as you may've heard [Spoken - female voice] He doesn't sing often, but when he does, he's loud! [Loud male baritone] DAMN RIGHT! AHHH! [Spoken - loud female voice] On bass... Shadow! [Verse 4 - female voice] From the deepest subterranean worlds where men are quiet and obey the rules we found an elf both solid and deep with perfect rhythmic hands and heavy boots [Spoken - female voice] We brought him from the mystery of the dark to the spotlight! [Bridge - call and response] Who we were does not matter it's the worlds we sing for you Welcome to our shiny concert Let our songs entertain you! [Chorus] We are the Alphablood Dolls! All elves of many kingdoms united under one flag true Come, let us entertain you! Sing with us, Alphablood Dolls! [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!) [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!) [Outro - Spoken - female voice] And me? Well... that’s a story for another day. [Loud male baritone] DAMN RIGHT! AHHH! [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!) [male baritone chant] (Alphablood Dolls!)
