[Intro] It was an average day in an average way... Til a wealthy man said "Please help me I'm willing to pay!" Said he just needs an Ekans removed from one of his Dratini traps. "It's a trap that kills but I can't stomach a snake...care to lend some assistance perhaps?" I needed the cash so I said "Hell yeah where is that little fucker?!" Felt this was gonna be easy money, dudes scared of Ekans... Heh heh... what a sucker. [Verse One] Tried to make small talk on the way to the trap... As if I caught him with a slap...he was quick to snap. "Just remove it, Snake guy" he dismissed as he pointed ahead. There stood a morbid device used only to bring an agonizing end to the dead. It was mangled but looked mostly like an Ekans it's head was hidden from view. I didn't have a single clue at the time besides what could a dead snake do? Grabbed a coil and I saw it flinch, the back of my neck felt a little pinch... Then I felt it's coils writhing round bones breaking it was quick to cinch. The last thing I remember was it's face...not Ekans...finding it hard to place... Its on the tip of my tongue, it's literally staring me in the face... Oh shit... That's it... It came to me as my vision split... Not Ekans but Seviper most toxic serpent of them all. Left me to die, bones broken, dead before the fall...seizures make it hard to crawl... Can't...keep...my eyes...open...too much long... (White noise static interference) Huh...must have passed out, damn, that venom is strong... [Chorus One] I'm slidin' the toxic trail...lookin' sweaty and pale... I'm unconscious but I can still feel my body flail... Got my ass bit and tagged by the slithering death... My next weeze could very well be my final breath... I guess we'll see... Trapped between cold death and burning agony. But then I hear a beep... My eyes too weak to peep where I could be... [Verse Two] Straps... Wires... Sounds of the overflow of electrical surges... A dark figure struggling to focus as my sight slightly converges... Wow... what are the chances I'm fine I don't even feel that sick?! As I said that a Blissey turned impossibly quick...kinda gave me the ick. It squeezed a syringe...it clutched some pills...it gave me a full body cringe... It flipped a hinge and hit a switch sending a jolt so pure my hair began to cinge. Since when have any Blissey been so fuckin' ruthless?! They are basically a pink hard boiled egg and completely toothless... But this one was calculated and cruel... But it still clumsily holds surgical tools like a god damn fool...(Wow) I gotta get outta here and it's gotta be right now! I gotta get away from this hard boiled fuckin' sow! Bloop...bloop...bloop...mystery meds down the hatch... My fuckin' nose has an itch thats impossible to scratch...(Fuck) Panic attatlckin' Blissey barely reactin' then the pills hit...one, two, three! (Wee) [Chorus Two] I'm ridin' the chemical train...cloud nine feelin' fine... Look at all the Caterpie...it's like a Caterpie gold mine! Blissey got my ass lit these pills just don't quit! (Shit) Just when on fades the next is already startin' to hit. Can't even tell...wait...I forgot I'm still stuck in some Blissey Hell... Boom...Got mack trucked...looked around yup still fucked and noses itchin' as well. (This sucks...) [Final Verse / Outro] Shit I'm still high but not enough to let my terror die. I wanna laugh, I wanna cry, I wanna climb a tree and prove I can fly... Everything I try...every plea in despair...only rewarded by an idiot eggs empty stare. This ones yolk must have been scrambled cause, care? Naw it ain't in there...(Nope) Looks like I'm due for my booster hopin' it's somethin' to cure my troubles... Oh great...looks like antifreeze...aw and look at all the bubbles...(Ope) Kinda soothing goin' in but then I felt the sizzlin' from within... Eyelids became a heavy burden...must...not...let...death...win... ...fuck man my nose itches so bad...(God damn) (Heartbeat monitor flat lining)
