
The Department of Incorrect Prophecies
Attention... All forecasts Have failed spectacularly... Please continue dancing... We predicted everything Except what happened We drew the future Then the future laughed We mapped the stars We counted every possibility We predicted everything Except reality A prophet swore The moon would fall The moon arrived Not bothered at all FORECAST REJECTED FORECAST REJECTED A king declared The end was near The end got lost And disappeared STILL NOT FOUND STILL NOT FOUND The experts gathered The charts agreed The graphs were beautiful The facts disagreed And every certainty Began to wobble We predicted everything Except what happened We drew the future Then the future laughed We mapped the stars We counted every possibility We predicted everything Except reality Flying cars... Not yet... Perfect lives... Not yet... World peace... Working on it... Immortality... Please hold... A scientist claimed Love could be measured Love stole the ruler And left forever UNEXPECTED RESULT UNEXPECTED RESULT Maybe tomorrow Cannot be captured Maybe surprise Is part of the system Maybe the universe Writes in pencil And changes the ending For fun We predicted everything Except what happened We drew the future Then the future laughed We mapped the stars We counted every possibility We predicted everything Except reality For every forecast That missed the target For every dream That changed direction For every mistake That became a miracle We raise a glass Tonight Prediction failed... Wonder achieved... Prediction failed... Wonder achieved... © BStur - All rights reserved

