Mind the Puddle

```text [Intro Ominous Choir] Day of doom the bells declare Royal danger everywhere [Verse 1 Grand Procession] Crowned in gold the monarch came Every servant praised his name Trumpets roared and banners flew Someone mopped the hallway too [Chorus Thunderous Choir] Majesty beware the floor Death is waiting by the door One small slip one royal spin Porcelain claims the crown again [Verse 2 Frantic Orchestra] Left foot slid the right foot failed Royal dignity derailed Down he flew with regal grace Straight toward the toilet place [Comic Silence] The court physician checked his head Then bowed and whispered sire you’re dead [Final Chorus Massive Choir] Majesty beware the floor Death is waiting by the door Kings command both land and fleet Still they cannot beat wet feet [Outro Solemn Then Ridiculous] Long live the king Mind where you clean [End] ```