That Time We Got Carolina Panthered on Halloween in the Swamp at Night

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[Storytelling][high on drugs telling a tale][suspenseful intense horrifying minimal techno][[Hard Bass][Swampy Halloween Night][backwoods Caucasian male smoker rasp grit and twang vocal delivery][nightmarish experimental electronic atmospheric minimalist ambient Deep House][spoken word][QUANTUM HD PANORAMIC HYPERCUBE DOLBY 8.1 12 DIMENSIONAL SOUND QUALITY][found audio recording style][tape saturation, tape hiss][cinematic, bizarre]
[Spoken Narrative]
Oh yeah man, man, yeah
I remember that man
Yeah, I saw like fractals and prismatic beams and shit, yeah dude
And static and you could only see out of one eye, yeah man
Yeah man, I remember you know, you remember yeah, the time
That time we you know, with the crystals and the and the swamp and the and the trail of like alternate realities of ourselves leaving like messages from ourselves for ourselves so we could like unite with our alternate reality selves in the parallel dimension in the swamp, yeah dude
Man yeah, that was crazy man
But like, yeah
This one Halloween man, you remember that Halloween man when we were like mad geeked man off the like E-pills that were like just shitty meth pills or whatever
Yeah, used eat those things like Flintstone vitamins
Gacked up, tweaked up, geeked the fuck out on a fucking Halloween on a full moon on like a fucking day, and a half,
Man and like, yeah, so like
I was still wearing like my fucking Lieutenant Commander fucking Data museum fucking replica uniform, my fucking tricorder, my phaser and shit
Uh-huh, yeah and and you had the fucking man the fucking the fucking .38 that the dude stole years later, but you had the .38
Uh-huh, yeah I remember you were like fuck it let's go to the swamp on Halloween man and see if we see some shit
And I shit you not bro, we did the whole fucking three-mile trail in the pitch black man
Getting fucking stalked by bobcats and shit, fucking shit all laughing in the woods, fucking shit moving around, you know it's Halloween there's fucking monsters out there man, lizard man was out there dude from Bishopville, he made his way down to Congaree you know for a special guest appearance of course because he knew we was coming and all that, you know
But like, bro
I'm fucking telling you man, on God, I shit you not, straight facts, no cap or whatever
We were like walking back right like to the like where the parking lot is on like the trail back right, we're still in the woods right and like
We see these cars, we're like oh shit, cops, there's fucking I don't want to eat all these fucking meth pills, so im telling y'all man that shit was fucking crazy dude, So we, like, duck down and wait.
And we're, like, in the underbrush doing some ninja shit.
Some fucking stealth shit.
And we look over, man, and it's like Jurassic Park, man, clever girl shit, man, we look over to our right, man, and I shit, I'm not, I swear, man, these fucking eyes were looking back at us from the fucking darkness, man, they were reflecting off the moonlight, man, and these fucking cat eyes, man, and we were like, is that a fucking bobcat, and what the fuck is that? It was fucking, it was eye level with us while we were crouched down, and we couldn't tell, shit, big eyes, we stood up.
it didn't move, it just looked at us, It was a long moment of silence, a long moment on this Halloween night. Then this thing fucking stands up and it's eye level with us on all fours
and we both look at each other in the dark and it's a fucking panther!
fucking carolina panther people don't think they're real but they're real they're real! This fucker was goddamn six feet tall on all fours remember that shit man we were
geeked but we were not a geek that was a fucking it was a fucking
shadow panther ghost spirit demon thing i don't know what the fuck that was the panther of all panthers panther prime it just looked at us i saw you slowly making your hand down towards that 38, thats not gonna help, i was slowly making my hand down towards this fucking phaser just to make loud noise i thought that might fucking you know help it's looking at us man and it's got this look man like it's it's it's a it's 50 50 right now and then, all these fucking crazy
hillbilly fucks come speeding down the dead end road cutting donuts right at the fucking end of the fuck goddamn trail screaming yelling going fucking nuts shining their headlights down the
trail an shit when you know we're hiding and shit we're looking and we look over an fucking panther is looking at us it's looking at them and we're looking at them and we look to the panther, and we're like and we're looking at everybody's looking at each other and finally they fucking peeled out right they fucking burnt rubber and they dip and we look over we look and the panther looks at us and it just walks away man man it just walked away! holy shit man you remember that shit dude that fucking panther, damn dude!
telling y'all man that shit was fucking crazy dude! Unscathed! So we snort another pill and dip out!

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[Storytelling][high on drugs telling a tale][suspenseful intense horrifying minimal techno][[Hard Bass][Swampy Halloween Night][backwoods Caucasian male smoker rasp grit and twang vocal delivery][nightmarish experimental electronic atmospheric minimalist ambient Deep House][spoken word][QUANTUM HD PANORAMIC HYPERCUBE DOLBY 8.1 12 DIMENSIONAL SOUND QUALITY][found audio recording style][tape saturation, tape hiss][cinematic, bizarre] [Spoken Narrative] Oh yeah man, man, yeah I remember that man Yeah, I saw like fractals and prismatic beams and shit, yeah dude And static and you could only see out of one eye, yeah man Yeah man, I remember you know, you remember yeah, the time That time we you know, with the crystals and the and the swamp and the and the trail of like alternate realities of ourselves leaving like messages from ourselves for ourselves so we could like unite with our alternate reality selves in the parallel dimension in the swamp, yeah dude Man yeah, that was crazy man But like, yeah This one Halloween man, you remember that Halloween man when we were like mad geeked man off the like E-pills that were like just shitty meth pills or whatever Yeah, used eat those things like Flintstone vitamins Gacked up, tweaked up, geeked the fuck out on a fucking Halloween on a full moon on like a fucking day, and a half, Man and like, yeah, so like I was still wearing like my fucking Lieutenant Commander fucking Data museum fucking replica uniform, my fucking tricorder, my phaser and shit Uh-huh, yeah and and you had the fucking man the fucking the fucking .38 that the dude stole years later, but you had the .38 Uh-huh, yeah I remember you were like fuck it let's go to the swamp on Halloween man and see if we see some shit And I shit you not bro, we did the whole fucking three-mile trail in the pitch black man Getting fucking stalked by bobcats and shit, fucking shit all laughing in the woods, fucking shit moving around, you know it's Halloween there's fucking monsters out there man, lizard man was out there dude from Bishopville, he made his way down to Congaree you know for a special guest appearance of course because he knew we was coming and all that, you know But like, bro I'm fucking telling you man, on God, I shit you not, straight facts, no cap or whatever We were like walking back right like to the like where the parking lot is on like the trail back right, we're still in the woods right and like We see these cars, we're like oh shit, cops, there's fucking I don't want to eat all these fucking meth pills, so im telling y'all man that shit was fucking crazy dude, So we, like, duck down and wait. And we're, like, in the underbrush doing some ninja shit. Some fucking stealth shit. And we look over, man, and it's like Jurassic Park, man, clever girl shit, man, we look over to our right, man, and I shit, I'm not, I swear, man, these fucking eyes were looking back at us from the fucking darkness, man, they were reflecting off the moonlight, man, and these fucking cat eyes, man, and we were like, is that a fucking bobcat, and what the fuck is that? It was fucking, it was eye level with us while we were crouched down, and we couldn't tell, shit, big eyes, we stood up. it didn't move, it just looked at us, It was a long moment of silence, a long moment on this Halloween night. Then this thing fucking stands up and it's eye level with us on all fours and we both look at each other in the dark and it's a fucking panther! fucking carolina panther people don't think they're real but they're real they're real! This fucker was goddamn six feet tall on all fours remember that shit man we were geeked but we were not a geek that was a fucking it was a fucking shadow panther ghost spirit demon thing i don't know what the fuck that was the panther of all panthers panther prime it just looked at us i saw you slowly making your hand down towards that 38, thats not gonna help, i was slowly making my hand down towards this fucking phaser just to make loud noise i thought that might fucking you know help it's looking at us man and it's got this look man like it's it's it's a it's 50 50 right now and then, all these fucking crazy hillbilly fucks come speeding down the dead end road cutting donuts right at the fucking end of the fuck goddamn trail screaming yelling going fucking nuts shining their headlights down the trail an shit when you know we're hiding and shit we're looking and we look over an fucking panther is looking at us it's looking at them and we're looking at them and we look to the panther, and we're like and we're looking at everybody's looking at each other and finally they fucking peeled out right they fucking burnt rubber and they dip and we look over we look and the panther looks at us and it just walks away man man it just walked away! holy shit man you remember that shit dude that fucking panther, damn dude! telling y'all man that shit was fucking crazy dude! Unscathed! So we snort another pill and dip out!

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