I opened up my door and a vampire waved Said sorry Barbie, thought this was the rave A zombie stumbled, grumbled on my welcome mat And grown brains then asked if I had a cat A ghost drifted in just to steal my shoes Said boo, then whispered girl, love your tattoos If Halloween's wild, then I'm its queen But tonight these monsters are way too keen And keep showing up like it's open mic Every spooky weirdo riding their own hype If you hear yelling coming from my street Don't panic, it's just trick or treat Welcome to the monster party, panic Where the creatures crash and the chaos is manic If you're running from trouble, you're running it right We flip spooky nonsense into pure delight Monster party, panic Where the ghouls get goofy and the frights turn frantic If you came for calm, you're losing that fight 'Cause Halloween's a riot, and I'm the highlight A werewolf howled loud 'cause he lost his keys Then begged me nicely for some grilled cheese A mommy unraveled on my kitchen floor Said help, then wrapped himself up once more A witch crash landed on a crooked broom Shouted oops and knocked over half my room If you think I'm joking babe, I wish I were This monster party is a full-on blur And you're crowding in like it's half price night Every spooky misfit chasing their own fright If you hear laughter shaking up my street Don't worry, it's just trick or treat Welcome to the monster party, panic Where the creatures crash and the chaos is manic If you're running from trouble, you're running it right We flip spooky nonsense into pure delight Monster party, panic Where the ghouls get goofy and the frights turn frantic If you came for calm, you're losing that fight 'Cause Halloween's a riot, and I'm the highlight Goddamn vampires dancing, zombies prancing Werewolves howling, witches balancing If one more monster knocks on my door I swear I'm moving to the second floor But hey, it's Halloween What can you do? The monster's party And I party too Welcome to the monster party, panic Where the creatures crash and the chaos is manic If you're running from trouble, you're running it right We flip spooky nonsense into pure delight Monster party, panic Where the ghouls get goofy and the frights turn frantic If you came for calm, you won't get it tonight 'Cause Halloween's a riot, and I'm the spotlight ©2026 Club LTD Records. All Rights Reserved. [✦ CPU] • Use Freely, Credit Always • NC/CR
