Bathroom key? (haha that was me)

Last time I seen my boss, had a buncha doughnuts Said I left 'em on my desk, and I know he fuckin stole 'em I let him know, he a liar, but you know what? I ain't even trippin', that one doughnut was a laxative "Hey, bathroom key, you know that was in my pocket, but I just lost it, don't blame me, workplace toxic, plus You know I quit anyway, y'all got too many problems, bruh Peace out to you and them toilets-blowin-up" Y'all know I had to sit back and laugh Looked up, he had a glazed look, told him, "Hey, look" "Hey, those were laxatives, dawg" "Did you eat the last of 'em all?" So, if I was you, I would be headed to the bathroom I just hit the restroom Just a heads up, and my girl hit me up And she want me to just get up and come hit it Then it hit me, "I could quit this bitch" I'm sick of this I might just, um I might just, uh I might just, uh [Chorus] oh the key? "Hey, what's that smell?" Oh, the bathroom key? Oh it's missin? My bad that was me Yeah, had in my pocket,but I lost it. Man this workplace is toxic So I quit I lost it, "Hey, what's that smell?" Oh, the bathroom key? Oh, that was me Yeah, I lost it, in my pocket But damn this workplace is toxic So I quit [Verse 2] You told me the next day Ayo, why was there laxatives inside of a glazed? Oh, my fault, those were from yesterday Those were mine, they were in my box Somehow they got mixed with your box But fuck it, since we're in this, let's talk You're my boss, and I just watch Every day, you walk by my desk Every day, and every day, you Steal a fuckin' donut off my desk But it's okay, 'cause today's the last day And you really made it easy for me It's gonna be so easy to leave 'Cause I had to watch you, it was greasy Like, why do you do that? Why you so sleazy? Now yo ass is leakin "Hahaha!" [Chorus] That's right I lost it, "Hey, what's that smell?" Oh, the bathroom key? Oh, that was me "What do you mean?" Said, "What you put in that donut?" "Man, you had me on the toilet for an hour and fifteen" I said, "That was a laxative, I bought it for me Yeah, I lost my bathroom key, so I guess I gotta leave" Damn this workplace is toxic So guess what bruh I quit