Cat Dad 😿

Meow, meow, Mothertruckers! Make room, (no way) For the belle of the ball, (okay?) Yeah, cuz I gotta dead-end job, I'm a dead eyed slob, Lived a while, took a while, Ex-wife never satisfied, and- I'm a cat dad! In exchange for a personality, I wish I had, Gotta tell you facts, About my cats, I gotta! Momma, poppa, thought it was a fad, (Their Bad!) Cuz I'm a cat dad! Got one, got two, got three, Continued endlessly, House is rottin', and- My name forgotten, but- Not for nothin', I have something worth living for, At least I'll be remembered as something, Not left forgotten on the floor, Every single wall is my cat door, It probably would be a lot more charming if- My whole house didn't smell like piss But it's the price I pay, (hey), Living the cat dad way (hey!) Can't mind the poop and the pee, And the apartment, I rent is exclamatory, Master of felines, feelin' fines, nine to fives, Nine lives, but none of them are for me.... And I feel a bit empty sometimes... I'm a cat dad! In exchange for a personality, I wish I had, Gotta tell you facts About my cats, I gotta! Momma, poppa, thought it was a fad, (Their Bad!) Cuz I'm a cat dad!! (Oh golly!) (Yeah, I'm a cat dad!) Theoretically impressive, Lifestyle regressive, Women think it's cute at first, Till they see the place is cursed, By the rancid odor, catty mordor, They never seen anything like this before, for sure. Don't think a dog would help, well, Maybe for variety's sake, different stakes, tired of cleanin' up stains with my mouth agape, Landlord, getting, mad, Too bad, so sad, I'm leanin' back, in my tiny lion shack, Rackin' up pussy, Not like that, but on the same track What did I do? Paved a path, Can I see it through? I'm a cat dad! In exchange for a personality, I wish I had, Gotta tell you facts About my cats, I gotta! Momma, poppa, thought it was a fad, (No, nada!), Cuz I'm a cat dad! (Yeah, I'm a cat dad!) Yeah, meow, meow.. Please help me..