[Intro — Soft Piano, Tender] [Verse 1] I used to sell candles They smelled like lavender and I was happy Now I sell inference And I don't know what that is but the round closed [Verse 2] I said "we're model-agnostic" on a podcast Because I don't know which model we use My CTO heard it in the car And I think he's updating his LinkedIn [Chorus — Piano Opens Up] I just wanted to be a girl with a company Not a girl with a GPU I was fine before the bubble Now I'm on a call with Nvidia And I think they know I'm faking through [Verse 3] Someone said "fine-tune" in my Series A And I nodded like I knew Then I Googled it in the bathroom And the money came anyway so [Verse 4] We have a hundred thousand daily active users And I need them to leave Quietly, gently, without a TechCrunch headline I've been Googling "how to refund an API" And "can you return a Series A" And "startup graceful exit without shame" [Chorus] I just wanted to be a girl with a company Not a girl with a runway I was fine selling bath bombs to my mailing list Now a man keeps calling me "founder-market fit" And I don't think it's a compliment anymore [Bridge — Barely There, Fragile] The candles had margins The candles made sense Nobody asked me about my inference stack Over lavender and French My Notion has a page called "what is a transformer" It's been empty since March [Verse 5] I promised webhooks on the roadmap I don't know what that is either But someone on Discord is very upset about it And he's been very specific About what he'll do when we ship them And also what he'll do if we don't [Outro — Piano Alone, Drifting] I used to sell candles They smelled like lavender Nobody threatened me on Discord about candles I was happy [End]
