[Intro] [Verse] Willy, Jimmy, Junior, Peter Johnson, Richard, Woody, Junior Wang, Schlong. Tallywacker, Ding-Dong Iron Giant, Great Whale, Godzilla, King Kong Captain, Sergeant, General, Soldier Major, Lieutenant, Private, Commander Shaft Rod, Pipe, Helmet Tool, Power drill, Jackhammer, Dipstick Bulge, Groin, Package, Junk Cobra, Python, Anaconda, Trouser Snake [Bridge] My Fire Hose My Light saber My Flag pole My Excalibur Crazy! [Verse] Corn dog, Joystick, Pickle, Pecker Meat stick, Sausage, Pulled Pork, Weiner Banana, Cucumber, Zucchini, Eggplant Chode, Stub, Mushroom, Tic-Tac Manhood, Member, Skin Flute, Third Leg Torpedo, Artillery, Missile, Pocket Rocket Wee wee, Dingaling, Winky Pee Pee, Stiffy, Weenie [Buildup] Ol’ faithful Ol’ One Eye The man downstairs All ways that you can say DICK! COCK! PENIS! PHALLUS! SCROTUUUUUUUMM!!!! [Outro]
