I packed my bags and hopped in my truck Travelin’ cross country for some better luck Women out here ain’t worth nothin at all So imma headin’ on out to Utah Oh I went on down to Salt Lake City Lord was it ever so pretty! But I must confess my other intention There is no use in pretendin’ Bout what I have been plannin’ Yeah Utah is the source of my whorin’ I’m here to do some comin’ in some Mormons Yeah I read somewhere That they’re nice and tight Marry them and you’ll fuck day and night Even if it’s just some soakin’ In her pussy I’ll be coatin’ But what’s better than that Is such a great fact I can get me a wife And a couple of ‘em more! Yeah we’re gonna do some fuckin’ Oh and in her I’ll be comin’ Said “she wants to have a baby” Told her I think she’s just crazy Went and got a vasectomy So I ain’t need a condom next to me Oh I went on down to Salt Lake City Lord was it ever so pretty! But I must confess my other intention There is no use in pretendin’ Bout what I have been plannin’ Yeah Utah is the source of my whorin’ I’m here to do some comin’ in some Mormons Well when her father walked in I looked at him with a grin Thought for a second and knew how to win So I told him “it is only her twin!” He slammed the door in disgust But he didn’t know it wasn’t just us I threw off the sheets without a hassle And unveiled the whole Mormon Tabernacle Oh I swear they do it so right Those Mormon girls are always tight Yeah I snuck down to Utah And preyed on every panty in sight Ooooh yeah Haha yeah Well I know it was so wrong But they really love my dong Yeah I went soakin in Utah With every girl I saw!