I don’t like people who stand in the doorway MOVE! Big shiny cars taking up the whole driveway WHY? Gardens with gravel and signs saying “Live Laugh Love” People who say “Could be worse” when it obviously could I don’t know. I just hate it all, huh. I don’t like hot days, cold days, “You alright, mate?” People asking how you are then walking away. I hate small talk, big cars, fake grass, garden gates, people saying “Everything happens for a reason” When it doesn’t, okay? I don’t like Mondays, Sundays, getting up late, getting up early just to spend all day waiting. I hate being busy, being bored, being told I look tired. I don’t like it. I don’t like it. I DON’T LIKE IT, ALRIGHT? I don’t like neighbours who own pressure washers STOP! People with opinions on air fryers Tiny little dogs in expensive coats Big massive houses painted fucking grey I don’t know. I just hate it all, huh. I don’t like sunshine, rainfall, “Lovely day” People blocking supermarket aisles then staring into space. I hate voice notes, roadworks, passwords I changed yesterday. People saying “No offence” Before saying it anyway. I don’t like working, resting, wasting my day, feeling guilty when I stop then exhausted when I don’t. I hate being needed, being left, being asked if I’m okay. I don’t like it. I don’t like it. I DON’T LIKE IT ANYWAY! I don’t like scenic views with parking charges Kitchen islands bigger than my first flat People who reverse into parking spaces then take nine attempts WHILE EVERYBODY WAITS! I don’t know. I JUST HATE IT ALL, HUH! I don’t like hot days, cold days, people in my way. People saying “Mustn’t grumble” I CAN GRUMBLE IF I WANT, MATE! I hate deadlines, headlines, five-day working weeks, people saying “Living the dream” through fucking gritted teeth. I don’t like good news, bad news, views I’m meant to praise, birthdays, weekdays, throwing half my life away. I hate being young, then old,then told to act my age. I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKE IT, OKAY?
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