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Real Quick Cuber

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real quick cuber please stand up? I repeat, will the real quick cuber please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like you never seen a Chinese cuber before Jaws all on the floor like yihengs just burst out the door And started wondering if tymon has lost worse than before They first were suspicious throwin' accusations all over the floor It's the return of the... "ah wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" All of these cubers love tymon and max And then started to ask, if this is the end of their class But they’re no worse than what yiheng is doin’ Sometimes they get scared thinking, cubing is in ruins But it's not even close to the end We’ve still got sub4s 3s and 2s to defend We ain't nothing but cubers -- well, some of us, YouTubers That solve Rubik’s cubes while watching YouTube But if we can solve cubes and have fun with it Then there's no reason that a cuber can’t be faster than him But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Everyone practice till your hands fall then hold on a rope I'm a quick cuber, yes I'm the real cuber All you other quick cubers are the same So won't the real quic