[Intro] Yeah, so my therapist's name is Margret Which feels like the universe testing me And she asked me why I'm here And I said, honestly, I don't know Everyone told me to come, so here I am Performing vulnerability for a licensed professional [Verse 1] Margret asked what I'm feeling And I said, what do you want me to feel? She said, that's not how this works And I said, honey, I've been performing feelings For an audience of two million since I was sixteen You think I know where the show ends and I start? She wrote something down And I said, are you live-tweeting this? Or because if you are, at least tag me [Chorus] Freud would have a field day with me Daddy issues wrapped in a content strategy I turned my whole personality into a product And now I'm sitting here wondering If the product broke the person Or the person broke the product And Margret's nodding like she's never seen a case study before [Verse 2] She asked about my childhood And I said it was fine Because it was It was fine, Margret, I promise Not in a way that needs unpacking She raised one eyebrow And I thought, oh no, she's good at this Then she asked if I've always needed attention And I laughed for forty seconds Before realizing that wasn't a joke That was a diagnosis [Chorus] Freud would have a field day with me Validation dependency wrapped in branding I monetized my need to be liked And called it a business model And Margret's nodding like I just handed her The whole case file myself [Bridge] The worst part is I knew every answer Before she asked the question I've been diagnosing myself on TikTok Since I was seventeen I know my attachment style I know my love language I know my enneagram and my attachment trauma I just don't know how to stop performing Long enough to actually feel any of it And Margret said, that's the work And I said, the work sounds exhausting And she said, yeah, it is And that was the first honest thing Anyone said in this room today [Outro] Same time next week, Margret Same time next week