The Firmament is Firm. (Encore)

[Spoken yell] IT'S THE LOW IQ DOMINION EVERYBODY!! [Verse 1] Well I looked out my window, and what did I see? Just a big ol’ pancake starin’ back at me No curve in the ocean, no ball in the sky Just a dome up top and a government lie [Chorus] The firmament is firm and permanent, Ain’t no rockets breakin’ that tournament NASA’s just a puppet in a space ballet And buddy… everything is fake and gay! [Verse 2] There’s a wall of ice, it circles the sea Keeps the oceans in — just like on TV But don’t try to climb it, they’ll chase you away With a penguin militia and a tour delay [Refrain - spoken/sung in deadpan] “It sounds good to me… and I like the sound of it.” (oy vey) [Verse 3] Now the buildings were bigger, but they buried the proof With a mud flood story and a pointy roof Tartaria fell, and they hit reset But you bring it up and they say: “Internet.” [Silly solo] [Chorus] Yeah, the firmament is firm and permanent, Can’t argue with the firm or the firmament They gave you globes and gravity and called it a day But listen here— space is fake and gay! [Verse 4] Nukes don’t exist, it’s just Hollywood smoke They filmed it all in the desert, it’s a classified joke Ask Oppenheimer, he’ll just shrug and grin “Boom,” he says — but with violin [Bridge - call and response style] Me: “But what about science?” Them: “Science is fake and gay!” Me: “But what about physics?” Them: “Still fake and extra gay!” Me: “But what about—” Them: “BUT YOU REPEAT YOURSELF!” (oy vey) [goofy solo] [Chorus - big and loud] The firmament is firm and permanent! Like your uncle’s views on the government Don’t ask questions, just obey Or you’ll find out… EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAY! [Outro] So take your telescope and toss it in the bin Tell your teacher: “That’s a sin!” The earth is flat, and that’s okay— It sounds good to me… and I like the sound of it.