Well me and my buddy Hunter We went out for cinco de drinko After I got off early and put my truck in the shop I said man let’s get some food He said nah bro I’m good Gonna hit my daily calories with this alcohol So we played some pool And we crapped our pants Drank a bunch of beer, took a bunch of shots, and did a little dance And he kicked my ass And we got fucked up And we stumbled on back home For cinco de drinko After we were on our fifth michelada We ordered some cheese curds, closed out and headed over To the pool hall where we drank some beers and drank a couple more And I couldn’t resist sqeezin’ on that hot big titty girl So we played some pool And we crapped our pants Drank a bunch of beer, took a bunch of shots, and did a little dance And he kicked my ass And we got fucked up And we stumbled on back home For cinco de drinko Well that hot big titty girl Pretty sure it was her That kept feeding me and Hunter shots Best tasting things in the world After we got hammered we went to Waffle House Ate some food somehow we got back home And I don’t really know how So we played some pool And we crapped our pants Drank a bunch of beer, took a bunch of shots, and did a little dance And he kicked my ass And we got fucked up And we stumbled on back home For cinco de drinko Lord, I remember, that night That Jameson almost got Hunter, he nearly puked it And I woke up the next mornin’ with a fuckin’ pool ball in my pocket But as I recall… We played some pool And we crapped our pants Drank a bunch of beer, took a bunch of shots, and did a little dance And he kicked my ass And we got fucked up And we stumbled on back home For cinco de drinko oh yes we got fucked up on that Monday work night… For cinco de drinko!
