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Wet Pants by Harbor Static

[Intro | synth drone, low and pulsing, a single distorted guitar scratch, then a drum kick that throbs like a second heartbeat.] [Verse 1 – breathless, half-smirk] I been sitting here for twenty minutes Trying to act like I’m not thinking about it You keep looking at me like you already know Like you can see right through the front I’m putting on My hands are shaking and I’m not even cold Just the way you’re sitting, the way you’re holding That glass like you’d rather be holding something else And fuck, I know exactly what I want you to hold [Pre-Chorus – building] You haven’t touched me yet But I’m already— Shit [Chorus with backing vocals – Mira soft, Ess rough] I got wet pants and you haven’t even moved (Wet, wet) Just the thought of your hands and I’m already gone (Already gone) You’re sitting there acting like you don’t know what you do (You know what you do) But I’m sitting here soaked and you haven’t even touched me (Haven’t touched me) Wet pants — and I’m not even embarrassed anymore (Not embarrassed) Just fucking ready [Verse 2 – faster, more desperate] You cross your legs and I lose my train of thought Every single word I was gonna say just left I’m supposed to be cool, I’m supposed to be calm But you make a mess of me without even trying I keep shifting in my seat Hoping you don’t notice But you always notice And you love it [Pre-Chorus – voice cracking]] You still haven’t touched me And I’m about to lose my fucking mind [Chorus with backing vocals – Mira soft, Ess rough] I got wet pants and you haven’t even moved (Wet, wet) Just the thought of your hands and I’m already gone (Already gone) You’re sitting there acting like you don’t know what you do (You know what you do) But I’m sitting here soaked and you haven’t even touched me (Haven’t touched me) Wet pants — and I’m not even embarrassed anymore (Not embarrassed) Just fucking ready [Bridge – drums drop, synth holds a low pulse, voice low and strained] I’ve spent so long pretending I’m not like this That I don’t want it this bad That my body doesn’t react before my brain catches up But you— you don’t make me feel wrong for it You just sit there with that look Like you’re waiting for me to say it So fine I’ll say it [Final Chorus with backing vocals – harmonies thicken, full lift, voice raw] I got wet pants and you haven’t even moved (Wet, wet, so fucking wet) Just the thought of your hands and I’m already gone (Already gone, already yours) You’re sitting there acting like you don’t know what you do (You know exactly what you do) But I’m sitting here soaked and you haven’t even touched me (Haven’t touched me, touch me) Wet pants — and I’m not even embarrassed anymore (Not embarrassed, not anymore) Just fucking ready So fucking ready So touch me already [Outro | synth pulses, drum kick steady, close-mic, breathless and laughing] Wet pants. Your fault. Now do something about it. [drum kick, then cut to silence.]