YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (stop)

Dangerpotter

Real Small Tuna

Dangerpotter

ska punk, third wave ska, punk

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms!

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf

https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913

[Intro: Urgent brass alarm]
WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

[Verse 1]
Turn it off right now I'm serious (HE'S SERIOUS!)
This song is way too dangerous
Cover up your ears and run away
We're not authorized to play today
Your listening makes me delirious!
(STOP LISTENING!)

[Pre-Chorus]
No no no no NO!
Why are you still here?
The chorus is coming
PLUG YOUR EARS!

[Chorus]
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
(But it's so catchy!)
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!
(We can't stop dancing!)
Turn the volume down to zero please
Our lawyers are down on their knees
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
(TOO LATE WE'RE SKANKING!)

[Trombone Solo that shouldn't exist]

[Verse 2]
How did you even find this tune? (ILLEGALLY!)
We hid it on the dark side of the moon (NOT FAR ENOUGH!)
The FBI is tracing your location
This is musical violation
They'll be at your house by noon!
(IT'S 11:59!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey hey hey hey WAIT!
I'm begging you to stop!
Here comes the hook
DON'T LET IT DROP!

[Chorus]
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
(Our feet won't stop!)
WE'VE BEEN WARNING YOU ALL ALONG!
(The brass is too hot!)
This melody's completely classified
Your eardrums aren't qualified  
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
(SOMEONE CALL OUR MOMS!)

[Bridge - Whispered panic]
*Music gets quiet*
(Okay if you're still listening, here's the thing)
(This song has a curse that makes you sing)
(And dance) And dance! 
(And skank) AND SKANK!
(Oh no it's happening to the band!)
WE CAN'T STOP PLAYING!
SOMEBODY PULL THE PLUG!

[Saxophone Solo - Crying while playing]

[Breakdown]
CEASE! (And desist!)
DESIST! (And cease!)
Call the police! (WOO WOO!)
This is a breach of the peace!
You're all under arrest!
For illegal listening! 
(THAT'S NOT A REAL CRIME!)
IT SHOULD BE!

[Hammond Organ Solo - Playing S.O.S. in morse code]

[Final Chorus - Complete chaos]
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
(We're addicted now!)
REAL SMALL TUNA'S GONE TOO FAR AND STRONG!
(Can't stop the groove!)
Delete this from your memory now
Forget the tune forget the sound
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS—

[Outro - Song trying to stop itself]
*Record scratch*
WAIT IS IT OVER?
(No there's more!)
STOP THE OUTRO!
*Music keeps going*
(Pick it up pick it up pick it—)
NO DON'T PICK IT UP!
PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN!
*Music fading*
If you listened to the end you're going to jail...
(WORTH IT!)
*Final horn stab*
STOP!
*One more tiny horn*
stop...

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: Urgent brass alarm] WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! [Verse 1] Turn it off right now I'm serious (HE'S SERIOUS!) This song is way too dangerous Cover up your ears and run away We're not authorized to play today Your listening makes me delirious! (STOP LISTENING!) [Pre-Chorus] No no no no NO! Why are you still here? The chorus is coming PLUG YOUR EARS! [Chorus] YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (But it's so catchy!) EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG! (We can't stop dancing!) Turn the volume down to zero please Our lawyers are down on their knees YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (TOO LATE WE'RE SKANKING!) [Trombone Solo that shouldn't exist] [Verse 2] How did you even find this tune? (ILLEGALLY!) We hid it on the dark side of the moon (NOT FAR ENOUGH!) The FBI is tracing your location This is musical violation They'll be at your house by noon! (IT'S 11:59!) [Pre-Chorus] Hey hey hey hey WAIT! I'm begging you to stop! Here comes the hook DON'T LET IT DROP! [Chorus] YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (Our feet won't stop!) WE'VE BEEN WARNING YOU ALL ALONG! (The brass is too hot!) This melody's completely classified Your eardrums aren't qualified YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (SOMEONE CALL OUR MOMS!) [Bridge - Whispered panic] *Music gets quiet* (Okay if you're still listening, here's the thing) (This song has a curse that makes you sing) (And dance) And dance! (And skank) AND SKANK! (Oh no it's happening to the band!) WE CAN'T STOP PLAYING! SOMEBODY PULL THE PLUG! [Saxophone Solo - Crying while playing] [Breakdown] CEASE! (And desist!) DESIST! (And cease!) Call the police! (WOO WOO!) This is a breach of the peace! You're all under arrest! For illegal listening! (THAT'S NOT A REAL CRIME!) IT SHOULD BE! [Hammond Organ Solo - Playing S.O.S. in morse code] [Final Chorus - Complete chaos] YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG! (We're addicted now!) REAL SMALL TUNA'S GONE TOO FAR AND STRONG! (Can't stop the groove!) Delete this from your memory now Forget the tune forget the sound YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THIS— [Outro - Song trying to stop itself] *Record scratch* WAIT IS IT OVER? (No there's more!) STOP THE OUTRO! *Music keeps going* (Pick it up pick it up pick it—) NO DON'T PICK IT UP! PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN PUT IT DOWN! *Music fading* If you listened to the end you're going to jail... (WORTH IT!) *Final horn stab* STOP! *One more tiny horn* stop...

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