[Verse 1] On rainy autumn afternoon When wind played tunes on squeaking door King shivered from the cold on throne Yawned all the time and had a bore. Lord called his fools from their nook He asked what news they know today And Jester muttered to himself [Spoken] "Maybe we bring rods right away?..." [Short instrumental] [Verse 2] His brother didn't hesitate... "I found on fair new shiny horn I tried it yesterday in sty And piglets had premature born." "Oh, what a fool"... king sighed "I want to hear some meaningful and cool". "Ah!"... Joker said... "few days ago At night a dragon stole a bull!" [Verse 3] "Bullshit you say,"... king yawned again, "...There are no cows in our lands Tell something real, what happened here And curious at other hand." "Well"...Jester said... "the only thing That fascinates and always will The smile of princess in this dark I can't believe but she is real." [Verse 4] "My daughter's beautifull, that's right But I am familar with it Two wags, you bored me finally! I better back to reign indeed..." And Jester shouted: "hear ya all! Amazing thing occured at court! Our king decided do some work Such fables no one ever heard!" [Short epic instrumental] [Bridge] Later this night his brother whined "...You mentioned rods as if you knew" And Jester signed, "king's bore and rods Are bitter facts but nothing new
