Marry had a little lamb v1

[Verse 1] Mary had a little lamb It had a touch of colic She gave it brandy everyday and now it's alcoholic Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy Then it caught foot and mouth disease and now it's black and crispy Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon Mary had a little lamb It leapt around in hops It frolicked on the road one day and finished up as chops