Yo Uh Uh, c'mon! I've been so lonely, girl, I've been so sad and down, Couldn't understand why those crawlers joked around! Then I looked inside for answers, and it all began to click... I'm not just a prince, girl, I'm a motherfuckin' cheese stick! Cheese stick! (Cheese stick, yo) Motherfuckin' cheese stick! (I'm a snack, yo) Proud to be a cheese stick! (It's alright, girl) Makin' love to other cheesesticks (Uh) All those lonely nights on the studio floor... Watchin' Carl get all the laughs, while I was meant for more! 'Cause I wasn't bein' true, and I had to make a switch... Now I'm more than just a prince, girl, I'm a Mother Fuckin' Cheese Stick! Cheese stick! (Cheese stick, yo) Motherfuckin' cheese stick (I'm, I'm a snack, yo) Proud to be a cheese stick (Yeah, you want some cheese, girl) Makin' love to other cheese sticks! (cheese sticks!) I used to be scared, denyin' who I was... Wrapped in plastic, sneakin' out to fancy cheese clubs! Dancin' with all the chedda's, makin' eyes at all the bries! I'd take a Gouda home and let her melt all over meeee! (Eeee) But now I'm out and I'm free to be what I please, Be it breaded or fried, I'm the finest royal cheeeeese! (cheese!) Cheese stick! (Cheese stick, yo) Motherfuckin' cheese stick! (I'm a snack, yo) Proud to be a cheese stick! (It's alright, girl) Makin' love to other cheese sticks! (Uh) I really get around, I'm the pride of the fleet Golden on the outside, impossible to beat! Crawlers shoutin', “Fuck the cheese sticks!” Girl, they're beggin' for a kiss... 'Cause I'm the finest of the Cheese Sticks! (Cheese Sticks!) Cheese stick! (Cheese stick, yo) Motherfuckin' cheese stick (I'm a snack, yo) Proud to be a cheese stick (It's alright, girl, come get some cheeese) Makin' love to other cheese sticks (Uh) Put my face on every banner, put my name up there in lights, Every crawler’s gonna want a little taste of me tonight! Let ’em bring their little armies, let ’em try their little tricks… They can’t touch this motherfuckin’ Cheese Stick! Cheese Stick! (Cheese stick, yo) Motherfuckin' cheese stick (I'm a snack, yo) Proud to be a cheese stick (That's right, girl) Makin' love to other cheese sticks (Uh) They're gonna eat me up, girl. They're gonna eat my cheeeese...
