[Verse 1] From the ashes of the kitchen floor, We march for meat and something more. Apron banners, ladles high, Steam-cloud banners in the sky. [Pre-Chorus] Forks like swords, the drums of dine, Glory dripping down the line! [Chorus] HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE! Sound the feast, the world’s alive! HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE! March through hunger, sing and thrive! ⸻ [Verse 2] Steel and stew, our battle hymn, Pouring light from the edges of sin. Boil the past, raise the plate, Every empire meets its fate. [Bridge / Battle Chant] Stir! Stir! The cauldron calls! Pour! Pour! ’Til the hunger falls! Feed! Feed! The endless fight! Drown in the sauce of eternal night! ⸻ [Key-Change Chorus] HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE! Brothers, sisters, fill the sky! HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE! Taste the dawn before we die! ⸻ [Final Verse – Slow Build] From the mountains to the sea, Run the rivers thick and free. No gods left, no souls to save — Only gravy for the grave. ⸻ [Final Chorus / Outro – Choir and Brass] FLOOD THE EARTH IN GRAVY! Let the heavens drown in flame! FLOOD THE EARTH IN GRAVY! Feed the world that carved its name! FLOOD THE EARTH IN GRAVY! Pour it all—no end, no maybe! FLOOD! THE! EARTH! IN! GRAAAAAVYYYYY!
