(Verse 1) Belly up, jelly midriff, I’m a big fish Barely lookin’ for a ride, check the wish list Time’s up, clocking out, I’m a time-thief Waking up in Tokyo, eating high beef (Wagyu!) Get down, pack it in a bowl Really wanna skip town, moving like a lost hoe I’m in, then I’m out, like a drive-thru Right here, right now—I don’t even know you! (Who?) Catch me in the lobby with a bathrobe and a bagel Keep the money coming, yeah, I’m feeling very able. (Pre-Chorus) Oh, she’s onto me! Peeking through the curtains like a neighborhood watch Batter up, batter up, I’m the king of the notch Oh, she’s haunting me! Spirit in the hallway, Casper with the jewelry Hold me up high just to witness the foolery! (Chorus) I really wanna let you down (Timber!) Really wanna let you down (Down, down) I’m a professional, I’ll let you down gently Dropped the ball, then I picked it up in a Bentley Yeah, I’m disappointing, but I do it with a smile Letting people down is my favorite lifestyle! (Verse 2) Lose touch, I’m a bear in a Prada suit Follow up? Nah, I’m allergic to the follow-through Hands up, reaching for the ceiling fan Had enough, I’m the muffin-toppin’ Steely Dan (Smooth!) Low blows, keep ‘em coming like a limbo stick Outta sight, outta mind, yeah the flow’s sick On the side, draw the line, keep the chalk neat Black and white, Oreo—watch me walk beat. I’m a connoisseur of leaving early through the back Got a hundred different ways to make the karma go slack. (Bridge) The colors don’t lie, but my jeweler might I’m a sunset kid, I don’t do the light She’s on me, she’s on me—like a cheap cologne Leave a message at the tone, I’m never coming home! Batter up, batter up, swing for the cans I’m a menace in the discord, I’m a menace in the only fans, I’m a master of the exit, I’m the king of the bears Let’s have a little fair for the man who doesn't really care!(CHAMPAGNE!) (Pre-Chorus) Oh, she’s onto me! Peeking through the curtains like a neighborhood watch Batter up, batter up, I’m the king of the notch Oh, she’s haunting me! Spirit in the hallway, Casper with the jewelry Hold me up high just to witness the foolery! (Chorus) I really wanna let you down (Timber!) Really wanna let you down (Down, down) I’m a professional, I’ll let you down gently Dropped the ball, then I picked it up in a Bentley Yeah, I’m disappointing, but I do it with a smile Letting people down is my favorite lifestyle! (Outro) Yeah, I let 'em down. It’s a specialty, really. Check the stats.
