[Intro] [Slow dramatic orchestral strings] [Cheap squeaking toy synth enters with terrible wobble] [Verse 1] [Melancholic acoustic piano] [Nasal monophonic sine wave lead, playing extremely off-key] [Uncomfortable pitch-bend slides, zero vibrato] [Chorus] [EPIC CINEMATIC ORCHESTRA AND CHOIR] [HIGH PITCHED ABSURD RUBBER DUCK SYNTH SOLO] [Squeaky monophonic toy melody, jarring pitch slides] [Bridge] [Single sad cello note] [Awkward glissando squeak, sliding into wrong pitch] [Outro] [Huge dramatic finale] [Toy synth loses tracking, final painful squeak] [End]
