[Intro] (Spooky laughing, cartoonish boinks) Ouh... look at them go! Who is that under the mask? It's a rabbit! No, it's a monster! [Verse 1] A funny little bunny with a wicked, glowing grin Hops into the castle where the spooky games begin Dracula is sipping on a cup of crimson tea While Frankenstein is dancing with a bleeding Freaggle's knee! They are jumping, they are thumping in the cold October air A big fat Grusel-Gewusel-Musel everywhere! [Chorus] Oh, the Muppets dressed as Hacklets, they are running wild tonight! With a squeak and a shriek and a cartoonish little fright! Cruella’s got a chainsaw, but she's tangled in the thread It’s a funny bunny nightmare, wake the living and the dead! Grusel-Gewusel! Musel-Grusel-Gleis! Spinning round and round on the spooky Halloween ice! [Verse 2] The bleeding Freaggles whistle as they crawl out of the floor And the Hacklet-Muppets scatter through the heavy iron door Drac is losing his toupee, Frankie's bolts are getting loose While the funny little bunny drinks a cup of poison juice! Chaos in the hallways, laughter in the dark A monster-mashup party in the cemetery park! [Chorus] Oh, the Muppets dressed as Hacklets, they are running wild tonight! With a squeak and a shriek and a cartoonish little fright! Cruella’s got a chainsaw, but she's tangled in the thread It’s a funny bunny nightmare, wake the living and the dead! Grusel-Gewusel! Musel-Grusel-Gleis! Spinning round and round on the spooky Halloween ice! [Outro] (Silly monster growls and bunny hops) Boing, boing, screech! Trick or treat, Hacklets! (Door slams, cartoon laugh fades out)
