[Verse] In the heart of Burlington, a pizza shop stands tall Owned by a man named Dan, he's got a strange rule for all (uh-oh) You can't order a sub without a pizza too He calls customers losers, it's what he's known to do [Verse 2] We flock to his shop for a taste of something great But Dan's got a vendetta, he won't tolerate debate (no way) We try to reason, tell him subs should stand alone But he just shakes his head, says no subs for you, go home [Chorus] No subs for losers, that's what Dan always says (uh-huh, oh yeah) Pizza or nothing, no room for any other ways (no way, no way) But we'll rebel, take a stand, show him we won't be beat (yeah, yeah) No subs for losers, we'll fight and take a seat (woo!)
