Verse 1 Yo yo, S-S-Santa rollin’ in the sn-sno-snow, His sleigh go “skrrt” like he’s goin’ with the fl-flow. He tries to shout “Ho Ho—” but it comes out “H-h-h-h-h… bro?” And grandma’s laughin’ so hard she spills her glögi on the fl-floor! Chorus St-st-stutter Santa, slangin’ down the lane, Talkin’ like his mouth’s doin’ donuts in his brain. Grandma’s wheezin’, cacklin’, tears begin to glow— ’Cause Santa’s tryna ho-ho-ho but all he says is “Hh-h-hoh?” Verse 2 He pulls up to the chimney sayin’, “Ayy m-m-m-merry vibes!” But the words keep hidin’ like they’re takin’ br-br-bribes. Elves in the back yell, “Bruh just breathe, let it go!” And grandma’s laughin’ so wild she drops her taco in the snow. Chorus St-st-stutter Santa, droppin’ Yuletide heat, Sneezin’ in the snow and rappin’ off-beat. Lights start flashin’, reindeer steal the show— While Santa’s stuck on “H-h-h-h-ho…” Bridge He tries to say “Jingle,” But it comes out “J-j-j-j-j… no.” He tries to say “Mistletoe,” But it’s “M-m-miss… m-m-my bro?” And grandma’s laughin’ so hard her chair begins to go— Scootin’ ’cross the kitchen like a runaway yo-yo! Final Chorus St-st-stutter Santa, king of holiday flow, Turnin’ cozy Christmas into stand-up sh-show. Grandma’s still gigglin’, spillin’ cocoa head to toe— ’Cause nobody ho-ho-hos like the O.G. S-S-Snowbro!
